stranger danger
that moment before you realize that the person messaging you is really someone you know but have not spoken with in years
your old time friend messages you after several years of silence and before you recognize them you experience stranger danger.
a weird person who wants to hang out with you before you even know them. also this is a common term for the type of person who might try to kidnap a child.
watch out for stranger danger, he’s coming up behind you.
used when you are creeped out by a strange guy trying to dance on you, talk to you, or are just staring across the room and you can see them the whole time. yell this phrase when you need help or as a hint to get the h-ll away we can see you.
“stranger danger!!! that creep -ss wont stop trying to freak dance on me!! stranger danger!!!
1) a cartoon in the 80s or something that was shown on the t.v in schools to spread awareness to children about the dangers of strangers.
during this short cartoon a child playing in the park is asked by a shifty character if he would like to some puppies. the boy declines and live to tell the tale.
2)often heard shouted by children when any adult approches them due to this caroton.
stranger danger! these a man with puppies!
when referring to someone with whom you are good friends but haven’t seen in a while. someone who you regularly did hang out with until life situations led you to not see them as much in daily life.
whoa, long time no see stranger danger, how have you been?
the old man who lurks behind computers convincing teenagers on the internet that he’s only 27 and plays guitar. also used to describe height advantages in prison.
“man, i wish i had a strangerdanger.”
“mom, a strangerdanger tried to hit on me today :(”
occurs when a male makes his way to the bathroom. the bathroom is empty and this male starts to drain. a stranger walks in and happens to pick the urinal right next to the initial male even though there are plenty of extra ones.
dro: “yo who was that guy?”
dan: “i dont know, why?”
dro: “the queer p-ssed next to me”
dan: “stranger danger”
a wonderful mix of a danger w-nk and a stranger.
one sits on ones hand until it is numb, m-st-rb-t-s with the feeling that someone else is performing the task and shortly before -rg-sm shouting: “mum!” with a hint of urgency in ones voice. this will stimulate the mother and the aim is to finish choking one’s chicken and clean up before the mother arrives at the location of masturbation. varying difficulties can be achieved by altering the distance between the mother and oneself. for extreme stranger danger, place oneself in the room next door with the door wide open.
a young lad performing a strangerdanger…
young lad – “mum!”
mum – “coming!”
younge lad – “not before me!”
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