Stranglewank
the act of dying by strangulation and masturbating (w-nking) at the same time.
invented and performed the first and last time by david carradine of kung-fu/kill bill/death race 2000 fame.
david carradine died during stranglew-nking on the 3rd of june 2009.
rip david.
a strangle w-nk is where any gender of male or female, or both place one hand on theyre neck as if to throttle or choke them self whilst masturbating.
look at him having a wee on the wall
hes blaintz strangle w-nking
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