Strap-on treatment
1. the act of bodily penetration with an artificial phallus.
2. the s-xual pleasuring, or punishment, of one’s partner with an artificial phallus.
3. givin’ ‘er what she(he?) deserves with a fake c-ck.
4. emasculating somebody.
whoa, you seem really quiet all the sudden. did someone give you a strap-on treatment or what?
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