strap on your tubes
ant-thesis of “strap on your sac”
to say to a woman: stop acting like a b-tch and get ready to go. go, in the sense, go somewhere, or, ‘get ready’ to do something
strap on your sac
beth: “i don’t want to play today.”
scott: “please. just strap on your tubes, and let’s go.”
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