Straped


a gay person who through violent (e.g. gang) rape has turned straight.
“are you okay?”
“no.”
“why?”
“i just got gang banged.”
“how do you feel?”
“no longer attracted to the same s-x is how i’m feeling.”
“you just got straped bro!”
to be straped with guns

thats why i got in trouble for wearing a shirt that said famous stars and straps

efing r-t-rded…
lil wayne:i need a winn-dixie grocery bag full of money right now to the vip section

cashier 1:you should just give him the money, he’s straped like sh-t

cashier 2:no f-cking duhh bich, i ain’t gettin no bullets in my -ss!!

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