Strapped to the Bed
it is the definition of someone who either brags about s-x or says they have too much s-x
joe: dude did you go to ______’s party last night?
jeff: oh yeah dude i got laid like 7 times there
joe: -awkward stare- dude you are so strapped to the bed
jeff: huh?
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