Strategic Blackout
(n) when you find yourself a party with two or more people that think you are ‘serious’ with them, leaving you with only one logical choice: to blackout, so you don’t need to choose one/ make things awkward for the future. tryna f(x).
hogarth: dude, f-ck. both nicole and alex are at this party and they both think we have something going. i can’t let either one of them see me with the other.
p-rod: isn’t it obvious, -sshole? you need a strategic blackout.
hogarth: holy f-ck, you f-cking genius, p-ss me the f-cking wolfschmidt.
p-rod: i deserve a n-bel f-cking peace prize.
hogarth: i f-cked ur mom loljk.
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