strategic breakup
breaking up with your girlfriend right at the start of summer when the ocean of short shorts and miniskirts flood the streets.
the girlfriend thinks its spontaneous but the boys know is strategic.
“i just broke up with my girlfriend, it had to be done”
“yep, its june 1st, textbook strategic breakup, summer is by far best time to be single”
“yeah i hope she takes me back in the fall when the babes start wearing pants again”
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