strategic hold
when one can’t escape from a situation quickly to take a dump and therefore locks their b-tt cheeks up until the urge p-sses. such as in the case of a long sales meeting or group presentation.
the stupid meeting took so long i had to execute a “strategic hold” to prevent from sh-tting my pants.
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when one cannot escape quickly to take a much needed dump and has to lock their b-tt cheeks shut until the urge p-sses. usually a result of a long sales meeting or long drive where no suitable toilet can be found.
the stupid sales meeting was taking so long, if not for my “strategic hold”, i would have sh-t my pants.
when one cannot escape quickly to take a much needed dump and has to lock their b-tt cheeks shut until the urge p-sses. usually a result of a long sales meeting or long drive where no suitable toilet can be found.
the stupid sales meeting was taking so long, if not for my “strategic hold”, i would have sh-t my pants.
when one locks up their b-tt cheeks and waits for the urge to p-ss before escaping quietly to take an explosive dump. the strategic hold is often executed in response to a long sales meeting, presentation or lecture.
the pointless sales meeting was taking to long to finish so john executed a strategic hold to prevent from sh-tting his pants
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