Strategy Jerk
the act of pulling root several hours before antic-p-ted/scheduled coitus, effectively lessening the chances of premature -j-c-l-t–n during the coital act.
brad: me and angelina haven’t f-cked in a week since she’s been on the rag. she just told me she wants me to take her to pound town tonight, and i’m worried that im gonna nut in precisely 3 thrusts.
billy-bob: with my advanced age, i experienced this conundrum regularly. i learned that if i strategy jerked, i could hold off from nutting until i reached 10 pumps.
brad: strategy jerk? what’s that?
billy-bob: just pull on that thing a few hours before you hump and you’re golden.
brad: you sir, are a genius.
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