stratejizz
(n) the act of masturbating while strategically planning your future s-xual or romantic conquest.
larry: “man, you wanna tap dat -ss? you just gotta stratej-zz!”
thor: “stratej-zz?!”
larry: “plan out how you gonna tap dat -ss while you jerk it.”
thor: “sh-t. i ain’t got time fo’ dat sh-t!”
larry: “den you don’t got time fo’ dat -ss.”
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