Straty
the words indie and hipster have been way overused and now mean nothing to real independent figures in modern culture. someone thinks that they are an indie hipster if they dye their hair green or take a picture with a fisheye camera. so, out of the darkness emerged a new word. a subtle word that will slowly take the contemporary, subcultured, and independent people of this world by storm. this word is straty which came from the group of words: crafty abstracted. welcome to the straty movement.
tom: “that kid is so f-ckin straty, i mean look at his old band tee, ozzy shades, and laced up kicks.”
oliver: “he’s so straty, i’m jealous of his artsy culture”
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