Strawberry Cheesecake
the act of c-ming in a womans face followed by a hard punch in the nose.
after our hot date i took her home for a strawberry cheesecake
after being f-ll-t-d by a female, ejactulate on said females face, then break her nose with a sharp punch to the face. the resulting mess is known as a strawberry cheesecake.
jill was enjoying sucking on jonny’s p-n-s until he strawberry cheesecaked her and got blood on her nice new sofa.
when a female gives a man a bl-w j-b ,then you c-m, you punch the girl in the nose and she bleeds so it looks like a strawberry cheese cake.
“i blammed!! her then punched her in the nose and i gave her a strawberry cheese cake.”
a simple s-xual manouver in which a man punches their partner in the nose shortly after -j-c-l-t-ng in their mouth – thus inducing a nose-bleed that mixes with said man-juices to form a ‘strawberry cheese-cake.’
boy1: i ‘strawberry cheese-caked’ your mum last night.
boy2: shut it ya doss c-nt.
when someone yells out strawberry cheese cake and someone runs up pulls there pants down and f-cks the other person in the -ss, while c-ming the -sshole bleeds and it makes strawberry cheesecake.
i heard strawberry cheese cake in the other room and i seen kevin run as fast as he could with his pants down to his ankle.
right as you blow your load in a chicks mouth you get so excited that you punch her in the face. the bl–dy spooge is strawberry cheesecake.
man, that head was so good i gave dat b-tch some strawberry cheesecake.
the act of going down on a girl while menstrating and having a yeast infection
yummy bl–dy strawberry cheesecake treat with chunks of cheese
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