Strawberry Cheesequeef
when a woman is engaged in intercourse during the peak of menstruation, and the male -j-c-l-t-s into her, she cheese queefs. the end result is a splatter of liquids that creates the illusion that you have just finished scr-w-ng a strawberry cheesecake.
roommate 1: “dude, get your dog away from that towel!”
roommate 2: “don’t worry, man, he can have the leftover strawberry cheesecake”
roommate 1: “nah, that sh-t’s my girl’s strawberry cheesequeef from last night!”
roommate 2: “ah sh-t….too late.”
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