Strawberry Chocolate Supreme
when a girl is on her period, she fills a super plus tampon capsul with her sh-t and freezes it over night. and then ejects the frozen sh-t into her v-g-n- in place of a tampon for maximum absorbency. once the sh-t absorbs the maximum amount of blood, it thaws and leaks out as a strawberry chocolate mousse for your neighbor’s cat to enjoy.
garfield’s favorite meal might be lasagna but his favorite dessert will always be the strawberry chocolate supreme.
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