strawberry eclair
after giving your girl a messy facial, wrap her head in plastic wrap. then proceed to punching her square in the nose making it a bl–dy mess. amazingly it looks like it’s fresh from the bakery!
my b-tch was back talking me so i quickly worked up some ball batter and delivered it to her eyes, throat and nose i sealed the deal with a tasty looking strawberry eclair.
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