strawberry hipster froyo
when you -j-c-l-t- inside of a woman’s v-g-n- immediately preceding the insertion of a mentration cup and allow the mixture to remain inside of the woman’s v-g-n- until the menstration is mostly coagulated. once the mixture is complete, the cup is remover and chilled to a frozen jelatenous consistency. once at the proper consistency the strawberry hipster froyo is served in place of grandmas famous jelatin mold during christmas dinner. enjoy.
man, f-ck grandmas gelatin mood! i’d rather eat a strawberry hipster froyo from that dirty b-tch down the street that smells like a tuna melt that’s been marinating in a hot garbage can for a week!
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