Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles
this is a combo made up of thestrawberry shortcake mixed with a dirty sanchez and an abe lincoln. what you do: shave off your p-b-s and keep them within arms reach. while having s-x with a girl/guy from behind, you pull out and spit on their back. when they turn around, you but them in the nose so they start bleeding then you c-m on their face. then grab your p-b-s and throw your p-b-s on their face. you have just completed a “strawberry sanchez with sprinkles”.
doctor: ma’am, what happened to you?
women: my love gave me a strawberry sanchez with sprinkles for valentines day.
doctor: … that’s hot.
1)an obvious combination of three seperate s-xually perverse maneuvers, being:
1.the dirty sanchez 2.a strawberry short cake, and 3.the abe lincoln.
2) about as low as a man can be in his mistreatment of a woman at their most vulnerable moment.
see also- dirty sanchez, strawberry short cake and abe lincol
this combo also includes portions of the houdini, houdini, the – the part when you pull out and spit on her back. in response, she believes you’re done and turns around. then, bam, sp-nk in her face and yell, “houdini” because you tricked her, or in this case continue with the strawberry sanchez with sprinkles.
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