strawberry searchcake
a cake of strawberries received by one who hits the search b-tton during the seventh minute of the ninth hour on the fourth day of the thirteenth month of the sixty-seventh year of the dragon. often delivered by a trio of green-clad elves that are created in a mirror-image of the late, great, mad skate, muhammed ali.
i hit the search b-tton, smiling, and got a brilliant surprise, a strawberry searchcake delivered by naomi!
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