Strawberry Shortcake
a broke b-tch.
shannon spent all her cash on crack, now she’s a strawberry shortcake.
the action in which the male -j-c-l-t-s on his partner’s face, and then the male punches his partner’s nose, which causes blood to stream forth. the s-m-n and blood fluids create a red and white image, just like the icing and filling of a strawberry shortcake.
i just gave my girlfriend a strawberry shortcake.
a dessert consisting usually of a small yellow cake covered with strawberrys and icing.
i had strawberry shortcake after dinner tonight. and then i f-cked your mom.
while face f-cking your drunken sl-t girlfriend, you pull your w-ng out of her mouth, c-m directly in her face, and proceed to punch her in the nose, thus giving the effect of a strawberry short cake.
strawberry short cake was my favorite growing up.
1. typically made with flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, salt, b-tter, milk or cream, and sometimes eggs. after you mix and bake, put whipped cream, strawberries, and sugar.
2. popular cartoon character started in 1980 as postcards, then toys, cartoons, food, etc. returned in 1991, then 2002-present.
1. i want some strawberry shortcake!
2. i remember watching strawberry shortcake back in the 80’s…
exactly like a cream pie but while the girl is menstruating.
my girlfriend was having her period so i made a strawberry shortcake
popular(?) kids marketing franchise from the early 80’s, with a tv special show every year from 1980 to 1985. also sp-wned a game, somewhere.
the series got a somewhat short re-release in 1991, then a re-re-release in 2002, lasting until the present day. a proper tv series is now made, as well as some games, and of course, the somewhat creepy dolls.
also can be a derogatory term for girls who are short, with red hair, and a totally lush dessert.
my sister is totally into strawberry shortcake, despite it’s lack of consistancy with the originals…
1. a popular dessert made of a form of layered cake with strawberry toppings.
2. a toy and media franchise that originated from greeting cards.
can also refer to a number of violent or disturbing s-x acts invented by s-xless pre-teens.
the only thing i’ll ever have s-x with is my strawberry shortcake doll.
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