Streaming

when a girl’s v-g-n- is very wet or she is in the process of getting very wet.
in the middle of a heavy makeout session
him: “what’s the matter?”
her: “nothing. i’m just absolutely streaming!”
him: “oh, let me clean up for you” -proceeds to go down on her-
the act of urinating.

while streaming, in a computer and data centric context, indicates the flow of audio and/or video data, an individual who is creating live content on the internet is more properly described as “doing a webcast” versus “streaming.”
“i’m streaming right now, hands free.”
“really? you’re doing a webcast right now?”
“no, i’m urinating, while i’m talking to you on the phone.”
a midwestern term mainly used to talk about exes who tell people yo buisness, or when a ho’ feel antsy and want to tell people your personal buisness, and or snitch on you. 🙂
dude i was drunk at the party saturady and i kissed marissa, she streaming to the whole school.

i stole her ipod and max went streaming to the princ-p-l. he gonna get his -ss beat!
a way of cheating in fantasy baseball during the playoffs. the act of excessively adding/dropping starting pitchers during a fantasy baseball playoff to win the categories of wins, strikeouts, era and whip versus their opponent.

the act of streaming usually takes place when a fantasy baseball owner has a bad pitching staff in the playoffs.
since the start of the fantasy baseball playoffs, bob has been streaming starting pitchers to cheat his way to victory.
pete lost to bob in our fantasy baseball playoffs because bob was streaming starting pitchers.
mick accused bob of streaming starting pitchers during the playoffs.
to talk sh-t about yo friends to alot of ppl behind their back. to tell others personal business or s-xual escapades.
dan: that b-tch taylor told ellen that i’m a virgin.
damian: she just streaming your business around the whole d-mn school.
p-ssing – urinating
man, can i jump ahead of you in line for the bathroom? i’m just streaming, not downloading, so i will be quick and won’t be stinking up the place.
stream-ing

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contrary to alex’s ground breaking discovery, streaming is the upload/download of audio/video data over the interweb in real time. if alex was to stick a cork in it, sit down in front of a computer & watch some bollox on youtube or something similar, all would become clear (once the stream has stopped buffering).
alex: hey, like, i’ve been streaming all day at school.
teacher: i hope you weren’t streaming dvds, young alex!
dmca bigwig: i’m closing your school down for breach of copyright.
the act of drinking champagne from the slit of a woman’s v-g-n-.
i just had the best champagne yesterday, candy just poured it down her p-ssy and told me to stream her!

fred: maya, what do we have to drink?
maya: we have some champagne. do you want to stream me?
fred: sure, it’s been a while since we tried streaming.

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