Street Floater
when you live in a neighborhood where parking is woefully inadequate, you are often loathe to leave a spot, especially if it is close enough to your house to keep you from having to walk forever to get back. leaving is a challenge, because it is no guarantee that the sp-ce or any will be there when you return. a street floater is leaving a sp-ce for a certain stretch of time, and returning to the same spot. the floating aspect, is essentially the parking sp-ce you left, it is floating in existence until your return to claim it. note, it isn’t a street floater if someone saves the sp-ce for you, leaves the sp-ce as you return, or if you block the sp-ce in any way shape or form to preserve it for later. these actions, while prudent, are not keeping in the spirit of the street floater.
i drove down to taco bell because it was late and i was starving, and when i got home i busted a maaaaaaaaad street floater. the same spot was all clear when i got back.
or,
i thought i found a street floater but it turned out to be a spot tease. that d-mn neighbor parked in between two spots again.
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