Street Horse


a horse usually blond, easy to hurt and very sh-ggy, who finds himself in real world scenarios such as a cl-ssroom, or an office building. the street horse is a timid creature, it is very rare to see a street horse fully tamed. they respond best when you offer them cheap goods, such as cheap headphones or food such as campbells chunky soup. if you see a street horse, the best course of action would be to call your building administrator and have them dispose of it.
“holy sh-t dude! a f-cking street horse, where did that f-cker come from?”

street horse: “neeiiiigghhh”

“call security”

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