Streetcake
a male, usually a buffed up jabroni who cruises the street for chicks shirtless. attire often consists of gold chains, jean shorts and tattoos.
if appoached by a “streetcake” try to avoid eye contact and move away as quickly as possible since they are probably jacked up on andro, no-explode or sparks and can be tempermental.
good god this place is disgusting, look at all the streetcake roaming around here scaring off all the chicks.
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