stretch top hat
the act of intercourse using a condom. upon completion of -j-c-l-t–n into the condom, the male takes the comdo filled with sperm and stretches it over the female counterparts head. the female then blows air into the condom with her nose until it pops.
i gave rachel a stretch top hat last night and when it popped, my j-zz was all over her hair.
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