stretcher
a particularly girthy poo that feels like it stretches you on its way out – it leaves you clenching your b-ttocks for half an hour afterwards trying to get your ringpiece back into shape!
remind me never to eat branflakes again, that dump this morning was so full of stretchers i felt like i’d been fingered by an elephant!
the act of inserting one finger into the v-g-n-l opening (normally the index finger), and two into the -n-s (normally the middle and pinky fingers). also known as the reverse shocker.
commonly referred to as: one in the pink, two in the stink.
eg. man, i streteched this chick out last night, and she loved it.
a s-xual position that includes two men and one female. the goal is to have s-x while running. you set this position up thusly:
1) woman lies on her back on a table.
2) one man stick her in either the v-g-n- or the -n-s, while the other man sticks her in the mouth. this creates the basic hold.
3) the woman then must hold herself up by wrapping her legs around the man who is f-cking hers waist, and her arms around the man who she’s blowing’s waist. this provides stability.
optional: men can hold the female up between them with their hands as well.
4)men take off running, one backwards, one forwards with female suspended in between them. a stretcher position is formed, hence the name.
dude, me and my bro, are going to stretcher this ch-nk while running a 5k it should be awesome.
good for athletes who are tired of the london bridge.
stretcher: to lay down slabs of rubber, while rolling out a burnout; to lay rubberized destruction, to a (preferably public) road on/in a motorized vehicle; to perform a rolling burnout.
i layed down a stretcher in front of your mothers house last night on the 1k.
to get just unbelievably wasted to the point where you cannot walk and need to be taken out on an actual stretcher
“man, i was so stretchered last night. what did i do?
a stretch that’s so good it gives you a b-n-r. (a combination of stretch and b-n-r)
man, that was a total stretcher
a gun; meaning to “stretch” you or lay you out.
i pulled the stretcher on the n-gg-; i had the stretcher by my side
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