striding the crystal summit


the act of being, or becoming, as insanely tweaked on methamphetamine as the human body will allow.
“i was striding the crystal summit the other day and got lost in a wal-mart, and when i finally reached the parking lot i couldn’t find my car. then after a few hours of frantic searching i remembered that i don’t have a car.”

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