Stridle Hopper


a mythical beast which exists in each of us, which may be let out simply by wearing one’s tracksuit/pyjama trousers in such a manner that the waistline is brought over the shoulders and the arms tucked in grasping the knees. this results in a two legged-monster-freak appearance with extra thick flanked legs, which may be further enhanced by tucking the feet into the ankles of the trousers thereby producing a donkey-leg appearance.
david was able to fascinate, shock and awe the guests with his stridle hopper act.

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