Strike Nowhere Matches
those sh-tty matches that they sell now since some f-cktard probably burned himself playing with them. they used to sell decent ones but they are all f-gged out!
lost camper #1: i can’t get this strike anywhere match to work!
lost camper #2: let me see that! got brougt the strike nowhere matches you f-g!!! we’re going to die out here!
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