Striking Oil
when a man pours a large amount of lube on his p-n-s and in the -sshole of his s-xual partner in order to -ssure a well lubricated fit. after the male is finished with the intercourse, and pulls his p-n-s from the other person and the other person sh-ts creating a liquid that is a mix of sh-t and lube. this liquid looks similar to crude oil so the word is “striking oil”
“dude!!! i am totally striking oil with my girlfriend tonight.”
“dude i struck oil last night and it was all over the sheets”
the definition of striking oil is when the dirty b-tch go’s on all fours and spreads her -ss hole open and squirts a h-ll of a lot of lube up that -ss. then the h-rny mother f-cker approaches the lubed up -ss hole and plow that b-tches hole until she makes a ummpphh sound and a whole lot of brown sh-t and lube squirts out of her -ss hole like a f-cking hose. then you punch that b-tch in the face and take a hot steamy sh-t on her face.
dude i saw bobby striking oil with lafonda
bro no way i finna wanna strike oil will you plow my -ss
dude fersure!
when you bring on a period through intercourse with a woman.
“he went in so deep he struck oil”
“its that time of the month so im gonna be striking oil tonight”
a devious prank done by one male to another. it is done as the victim is sleeping on their back. you get naked from the waist down. climb over said victim and hover your -ss/choad/b-lls over there face, then smack them in the b-lls.
i’m totally striking oil on jeff tonight! yeah, but he’s totally gonna kill you. i mean literally kill you man.
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