Striking White Oil
jerking off and c-mming or getting a handjob and c-mming
one girl to another: guys just spend way too much time striking white oil
another: i know, imagine if they took all the time they spent spanking and spent it doing something more productive
girl: the world might be a better place
another: hmmm, or worse, because they’d be more s-xually frustrated….
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