String Masterbate
when a man ties a tight string around his p-n-s and slowly moves it up and down until fully erect. then, he unties the string and rubs it all over the head of the p-n-s until he prec-ms. then, the man ties the string tightly around the bottom of the p-n-s and m-st-rb-t-s slowly using his right hand and rubbing his head with the left until -rg-sm. he then leaves the string on for another 5 minutes or until the p-n-s is completely numb and then takes it off and rubs the head of the p-n-s delicately until he loses his erection.
bob: “hey, honey, do you want to watch me string m-st-rb-t-?”
cathy: “yes, that will be alot of fun. i’ll go get the string, baby!”
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