stringfellow
a guy with a small d-ck.
no girth.
b-lls havent descended.
hung like a 6th grader.
someone who experiences erectile dysfunction.
a guy who has no game, can’t get laid, doesn’t know what a p-ssy even looks like, and is a disgrace to all things male.
girl 1: you had s-x with him?
girl 2: …. yeah
girl 1: so.. how was it
girl 2: awful, he’s a total stringfellow
or:
guy 1: did you f-ck her?
guy 2: nah
guy 1: why, cuz you dont want her to find out youre a stringfellow?
1. verb: to extrapolate the truth through means not comprehendible.
2. noun: compulsive liar in denial of his douchebag existance.
3. adjective: something that exclaims douchebaggedness. (i.e. essence of being a douchebag.)
1a. denied mls contract worth in excess of 7 million per year to pursue pharmacy carrer (worth approx. 100k per year)
1b. person 1: “i made my girlfriend come 468 times last night”
person 2: “that was such a stringfellow”
1c. doucherocket: “i used to work nights at www.hotc-ck.com, but the hours we’re bad.”
person: “i think he’s serious, i don’t think he’s stringfellowing”
doucherocket: “but quit at the request of his mother”
office website: www.scrstud.com – free fat chick p-rn
1d. i once hit a soccer ball from marion which hit a sprint satellite in orbit then deflected back to london and hit a school bus full of children causing them to pulmmet to their demise in a fiery, explosive catastrophy.
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