stringy paddle
n. a violin.
as used in the strangers with candy episode when jerri blank (played by amy sedaris) becomes a violin prodigy.
jerri (amy sedaris) discovers she has a previously unknown talent in this episode of the off-color comedy central series. kicked out of the flatpoint high orchestra by mr. jellineck (paul dinello) for pounding on the timpani and refusing to follow directions, a distressed jerri remains behind after cl-ss and begins experimenting with the various instruments. eavesdropping on the horrible sounds coming from the orchestra room, mr. n-blot (stephen colbert) is stunned when jerri picks up the violin and starts playing beautifully. soon taking her under his wing and forcing her to practice tirelessly, mr. n-blot isolates jerri from her friends and peers in order to vicariously experience the success that eluded him as a child. distressed by the scratches on jerri’s hands from attempting to groom the family cat, mr. n-blot brings jerri to live with him so that she may focus entirely on her practicing. with mr. n-blot’s newfound obsession driving a wedge between him and mr. jellineck, and the disapproval of jerri’s father adding to the negative impact that practicing has had on her social life, jerri decides to give up the “stringy paddle” (her name for the violin) the very night of the tri-county music championship. ~ jason buchanan, all movie guide
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