stripnotize
strip⋅no⋅tize strip-nuh-tahyz
-noun.
1. a brand of platform shoes, typically worn by strippers and sometimes referred to as p-rno shoes, manufactured by maison de vasan inc.
-verb, -tized, -tiz⋅ing.
1. to be put into a hypnotic state by a stripper, usually with intentions motivated by financial reasons.
see stripnotized – the usual result of being stripnotized is coming home covered in glitter, smelling like cocoa b-tter with an overdraft bank account.
“i’m gonna stripnotize this customer into paying for a b–b job.”
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