stripper kiss


the act of a stripper’s v-g-n- coming into contact with any part of your body. this is usually followed by severe scrubbing of the contacted area with heavy duty soaps in a vain attempt to kill any diseases.
the stripper last night came in a little too close trying to grab the dollar bill out of my mouth, and ended up giving me a stripper kiss on the forehead when she over-shot it.

i really hope that my stripper kiss was wet because she was turned on, and not because her v-g-n- was oozing puss.

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