Strippiest
what grampa simpson used to describe a “new age stripper wife” in an episode in which they conned people out of their money for a while. grampa was acting out in a con pretending to win a million dollars when he said ‘i’m going to get me one of those new age stripper wives, it’ll be the strippiest, wifiest-‘ then stopped to fake his own demise in a heartattack.
“hey jim has one of those newage stripper wives!” “how is it jim?” “she’s the strippiest, wifiest, best d-mn thing to ever happen to a sack of cr-p like myself, thats for d-mn sure!”
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