Strippopotamus
the token fat girl at the strip club
me: dude, check your six.
taylor: the wild strippopotamus is shoving its fat rolls into that poor mans face!
me: looks like he’s enjoying it…although i can’t see his face. i didn’t know they made g-strings in xxxl.
taylor: it’s louisiana bro, sizes start at xl.
me: oh! look man! check out the size of its fupa.
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