Strippostitute
one who not only strip teases but also c-ck teases on stage, and with the right amount of money will go home with you. normally found in hole in the wall strip clubs where women with dentures and 300+ pound crack addicts shake their -ss.
“yo, dustin got pretty sloppy last night at the t-ttyflop, where did he go?
“dude, he left with that busted one-legged strippost-tute”
Read Also:
- Stroking Bailey
when you m-st-rb-t- while watching “it’s a wonderful life” you sick f-ck, you. ah, december 24th rolls around, and my hand heads south. time to get down to stroking bailey, in utter shame.
- Strokodrama
a gay-themed, dramatic filled, short story or novel written with highly erotic & descriptive p-ssages included, designed to create s-xual stimulation in the reader along with an interesting plot line stephen king and anne rice never wrote a strokodrama that made me as hard as this one!
- The Greek Trajedy
when you come on a girl’s face and blind her in both eyes. “dude, i pulled out and gave her the greek trajedy. i don’t think she wants to see me again…not that she can see much of anything right now.”
- The G&T
commonly known as the gin & tonic but popularly known as the garrett & tony. the g&t is prolly the best drink ever
- The Harry Syndrome
this is when an it desktop engineer has a mental breakdown with chronic and unresolved grief caused by an over-demanding customer with an accent. “oh maaaaaaan i think i got the harry syndrome cause i am so tired of creating a batch file that would sort a customer’s david h-ssellhoff cd and dvd collection”