Strobe Fuck
the act of strobe f-cking:
usually feels like you’ve just been s-xually -ssaulted when you get a strobe f-ck. done by an inexperienced, inconsiderate lover, or partner, or p-rn star having unemotional intercourse with a partner at a furiously fast pace repeatedly entering and exiting the v-g-n- or r-ct-m or both at the same time like a strobe light going on and off and inflecting no pleasure or giving no pleasure while doing the strobe f-ck,
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anyone doing the s-x act with a git “r” done att-tude giving their partner a strobe f-ck their v-g-n- or r-ct-m or both furiously to the point of numbness. the strobe f-ck is the most dis pleasurable, unemotional, non–rg-smic uninteresting s-x you could possibly inflict on a lover.
example: phone ringing…
-girl answers: “hey hoe! what you doing?”
-caller says: “oh i’m just lying here getting a strobe f-ck from some inexperienced n-body !”
-caller says: “oh i’ll let you go your busy b-tch!”
-girl says: “no! no! don’t worry i’m up to talking on the phone it’s just a strobe f-ck! no biggie!”
example:
-guy says: “oh baby are you just loving my performance, am i doing you fast and furious baby?”
-girl answers: “just git”r” done this is the last strobe f-ck you get from me -sshole! next time i want a strobe f-ck i’ll use my vibrating instant-d-ck to strobe f-ck me. you b-st-rd, now i can’t feel anything, you f-cked me so hard and fast that my p-ssy is numb!”
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