strobelight girl
a girl that appears to have a banging body and face inside the club, but once the lights go on, she resembles a wombat, desert bat, bandicoot, rottweiler, or even a war pig.
i was talking to this hot b-tch last night at the club…man she was blingin. then the lights come on, and she was a strobelight girl…so ugly and disgusting, i had to run away.
a strobe light girl is typically a girl that looks amazing when you see her dancing at the club, but once outside or it’s the next morning, you realize she looks like -ss.
man, i thought i was bringing home a fine chick, but she turned out to be a strobe light girl!
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