stroke hero
people who had a stroke but didn’t feel that they weren’t a “stroke victim” or, “stroke survivor”. they wanted to show themselves and the world that they were able to build their muscles and their brain by using brain building exercises, muscles building exercise and they know that their brains’ neurons were able of neuroplasticity; just like child, teenagers, adults and elder adults were. the stroke heroes’ brains’ neurons were rerouting their neurontransmissions past dying ones and making a map from new neurons.
stroke hero: watch this. i can run up their stairs with my bare feet.
doctor: uh. that’s not possibility!
stroke hero: (runs up the stairs). see?
doctor: wha—
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