stroller jockey


a parent who brings their children in a stroller, usuallly to places where children at stroller ages don’t belong. often accompanied by stroller parking and crying children. usually they drag children where they don’t want to go.
why are all these stroller jockeys in disney? they bring their children to a park with nothing for children under 5. i saw a 2 year old child in the haunted mansion, and he didn’t stop crying until he was out of the ride.

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