stromo
a gay male that breaks the norms of society. usually a typical stromo can’t interior design, dance, or does not have limp wrists. just a normal dude. normally you cannot tell, at first glance, they are gay.
opposite of a flamer
there are several reasons for stromos in todays society.
1) gay males that just act like themselves, not influenced by sterotypes. (such as queer-eye)
2)a gay male who lives in an area of the country that is not accepting to the “h-m-s-xual agenda” (usually midwest, south-east, and the “heartland”)
see closet case
girl1: dayyumm that boy is scruffy, he is hawt!
girl2: yeah, he’s a stromo tho, thats his boyfriend over there
dude1: so your gay?
stromo: the gayest thing i do is have s-x with men, beyond that im straight
dude1: cool, wanna go get some pbr?
stromo: f-ck yeah!
a scruffy, urban-dwelling h-m-s-xual hipster who p-sses for heteros-xual.
i met a cute guy at a show the other night. he had tons of tattoos and a trucker hat and was sipping on some pabst blue ribbon. i wanted to hook up with him but i soon found out that he’s stromo — he lives with his boyfriend giovanni in williamsburg.
a gay male that breaks the norms of society. usually a typical stromo can’t interior design, dance, or has limp wrists. just a normal dude. normally you cannot tell, at first glance, they are gay.
opposite of a flamer
there are several reasons for stromos in todays society.
1) gay males just act like themselves, not influenced my sterotypes. (such as queer-eye)
2)a gay male who lives in an area of the country that is not accepting to the “h-m-s-xual adgenda” (usually midwest, south-east, and the “heartland”)
girl1: dayyumm that boy is cute
girl2: yeah, he’s a stromo tho, thats his boyfriend over there
dude1: so your gay?
stromo: the gayest thing i do is have s-x with men, beyond that im straight
dude1: cool, wanna go get some pbr?
stromo: f-ck yeah!
like “wigger”: a “straight h-m-“: a completely gay acting and dressing male that only dates women. this is broader than “metros-xual” in that all types of f-g may be emulated by stromos.
ignore the gold post through his nipple, the peac-ck feather patterned silk pantaloons, the high squeaky voice and the leopard spots dyed in his hair. he’s not gay; he’s a stromo.
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