Strong’s Law of Pizza
in any setting where two or more pizzas are ordered and one of them is vegetarian, it is an irrefutable observation that the leftover pizza is always vegetarian.
-ssociated findings:
– people always over-estimate how many vegetarians are in a setting because they are so vocal about their habit
– vegetarians don’t eat much
– vegetarians will eat the cheese pizza because it is meat free
i was starving this morning and dying for leftover pizza from the party. sucked because all that remained was the terrible vegetable pizza. strong’s law of pizza
ps – dear editor, try this out. buy pizza for your staff. make one in three vegetarian and if i am wrong about what is left over send me a note and i will pay the pizza bill. guaranteed!
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