Stroopwaffle
1. according to a hetalia kink meme, “two crisp, crumbly cookies adhered with a sticky, syrup filling. firm and chewy when cold, but left to cover a hot, steaming cup of coffee, the core went all melty. from toffee to caramel in consistency. the kind that stuck to the roof of your mouth and you had to lick and suck at furiously to get off.”
2. we have no idea, but also according to a hetalia kink meme, some sort of service offered by prost-tutes that involves 5 pints of some unidentifiable liquid, 14 eggs, a whisk, and a coat hanger.
1. “mmmm, these stroopwaffles are delicious.”
2. “ow, stroopwaffling sounds painful.”
a legendary dutch snack full of sweet, sticky, -rg-smic filling between two waffle cookies.
best enjoyed for breakfast in bed, with coffee, or as a dessert. sometimes warmed or eaten from the package.
used often to cleanse the mind and palette.
commonly enjoyed after or before s-xual intercourse.
pr-nounced “strope vaffle”
“hey! want a stroop waffle? yeah man, thanks”
“wow that was amazing, want a stroop waffle to make ourselves not feel like sh-t about having underage s-x?”
a s-x position where both people lie on top of each other like two stroop waffles in a package. no one moves.
we stroop waffle forever last night. while we listened to she won’t let me f-ck.
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