Strumming one out
the act of masturbation. usually -ssociated with female rather than male masturbation as the act is reminicent of strumming a guitar. (usually rather rapidly!)
lady:- uhh, what a sh-t day. i’m going to go home and strum one out.
man:- you’ll never guess what? i went home last night and caught (insert name here) playing the guitar. or at least that’s what i thought, but infact she was strumming one out in the lounge!
lady:- awww, i’m so tetchy and need a sh-g!! i’m fed up of strumming one out night after night, at this rate i’m going to get an rsi unless i get some c-ck!
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