Struttin’ That Ass

the first meaningful step took since thomas aquinas on the oldest and greatest philosophical question man has ever been faced with: ‘does g-d exist’?

the answer: you’d be so godd-mn f-cking tired everytime you get to newhope, that you won’t be struttin’ that -ss(sta^-1)… you’ll be huh huh!

this breakthrough is in a message which was revealed to the m-sses by the strut-pope gutter -ss the third, first of his name, blessed be, and may he never strut away from the light.

most remarkable is the scientific aspect, which can be elegantly translated to mathematics. the equation can be expressed thusly: if you got a f-cking mercedes-benz and you ain’t walking, you will be struttin’ that -ss, struttin’ that -ss. in this case you will have a struttin’-that–ss quotient of 2, or (sta^2). on the other hand, if you be walkin’, and you be not struttin’ that -ss, then you will have a struttin’-that–ss quotient of -1, or (sta^-1).

this is an exciting time to be alive. we are on the precipice of both redemption and d-mnation. it’s time to throw down once and for all and decide which side you are on: the side of the strut-pope(sta^0), or the side of the vile chauvinistic pigs, who strut that -ss however many times they please(sta^∞), entropy and the law of conservation of energy be d-mned!

note: if any particular situation is not laid out by the strut-pope, as briefly reviewed below, be aware that the default stance is to be struttin’ that -ss, struttin'(sta^1.7).
situations whereupon you will be in a negative quantum “struttin’-that–ss” co-efficient (sta^-x):

-when you start walking, my friend! and you get ten fifteen miles on the highway you won’t be struttin’ that -ss(sta^-1)! you’d be half dead by time you get there.

-when you walk about fifteen twenty miles, you won’t be struttin’ that -ss(sta^-1). you’ll be so f-cking tired you won’t hard hold that -ss up. . . ungh!!! you won’t be struttin’ that -ss, struttin’ that -ss(sta^-2)!

situations whereupon you will be in the “struttin’-that–ss” meta-state(sta^x):

-it’s a chauvanistic pig att-tude that you gonna do something because you work at (mumble-stone), you got a f-cking mercedes benz, and you ain’t got to walk everyday so you goin’ to get out and strut that -ss, strut that -ss, strut that -ss, strut that -ss, strut that -ss (sta^5).

-so it’s a chauvinistic pig att-tude that clinton’s got; strut that -ss(sta^1).
to show off while walking.
ex.
when you start walking my friend and you get 10 or 15 miles on the highway you wont be struttin that -ss!!!
where u repeatedly shakes your -ss at someones face and usually annoys someones and can be funny in a reatarded way
strutter: struttin that -ss:

guy: wth are u doing u dumb-ss u are going to get us kicked out of this nudey bar

strutter: i dont give a h-ll!! im struttin that -ss!!!