stuart bothma
a beautiful chocolate which is sold in cape town south africa!
it is by far the most delectable chocolate in all of africa!
they come in a variety of flavors, including chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry!
people’s favorite one, however, is the most common sort – a sower stuart bothma – its larger than all the others, and always has you coming back for more!
boy: man i love sucking on stuart bothmas, they taste awesome!
girl: meh, i think its a guy thing, i dont like the taste.
boy: but they taste so nice!
girl: i guess, but all that excess weight goes straight to my b-tt. :p
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