stubbin
when your limp d-ck shows through your basketball shorts
dude, andy is always stubbin’
the act of approaching the ticket vendor at an amc theaters and gaining credit on your “stubz” rewards card for not only yourself but your friends and perhaps several strangers as well. this act is then repeated at the snack bar. the stubz card is an absolute rip-off (costs $24 to become a member) and you may only hope to break even if you frequent the movies (amc only) and gain credit towards a free ticket after spending an exorbitant amount of money at the theater already. avoid becoming a member at all costs and be willing to help out someone who is looking to gain credit on their card by swiping before purchasing a ticket.
jamal the amc crackhead: dude, u got yo stubz?
william: no, what is this sh-t?
jamal the amc crackhead: yo dude, check it, its a rewards program!
william: ok, sign me up?
…
william: 24 f-ckin dollars? this sh-t is ridiculous, i better be stubbin’ before i really lose on this one!
dan: yes, i am a preferred member of the amc theaters community. i would like to swipe this d-mn stubz card for myself and my friends.
mike the theater guy: ok, whatever…
dan: and everyone else in line, or else it would take me years to make this card worth it…
mike the theater guy: f-ck now! i cant do this sh-t, but yeah that cards such a scam i’ll do it for you…
dan: thats right, i’m straight stubbin’ now.
robert: i’ll take some reese’s pieces…
asia the snack ho: ok that comes to–
dan: wait! we gotta stub this sh-t man!
robert: oh right, i forgot we were stubbin’ tonight dude!
asia the snack ho: oh dear lord!
dan: what!? do some sh-t!
an unsightly bulge in jeans when sitting down, caused by a curveation in the fly area. can be seen on both men and women.
guy 1: b-n-r!!!
guy 2: no, these jeans give me a m-ssive stubbin!
the act of stealin petty things from your friends
i think jeremy was stubbin, my lighter is gone.
slang for the coolest person ever with a giant p-n-s
that guy is such a stubbin
when you try to stab someone with an object, and the sharp tip suddenly breaks, when you stab the person it was considered a stubbins.
dewd! that didn’t hurt, because it was a stubbins. loser!
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